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Hey Bella! You Need to Stop Obsessing Over Edward and, I Dunno, Realize He’s Not the Center of Your Universe

Monday, October 12th, 2009
Edward and Bella

Edward and Bella

Erin Meanley, a blog writer for Glamour.com, wrote this (somewhat hilarious but well-meaning) post about whether Twilight was bad for a woman’s love life. She apparently did a feminist reading of Twilight and here’s what got under her skin:

“1. Bella has no outside hobbies.

After she moves to Washington, Bella makes a few friends, but she’s not interested in them. Mostly her life is about Edward, Edward, Edward. But what relationship can survive that? Take it from Simone de Beauvoir, who writes about this in The Second Sex:

Two lovers destined solely for each other are already dead: they die of ennui, of the slow agony of a love that feeds on itself. (658)

Outside interests breathe life into a relationship. If you want a healthy one, you better get a life, whether you’re a dead vampire or not. On the other hand, Romeo and Juliet were teenagers obsessed with each other, so I don’t know what to make of that.

2. The guys are totally unrealistic.

Women are always writing male characters how we’d like guys to be—not how they really are. We’re setting up expectations. In Twilight’s beach scene, Mike Newton brings Bella “sandwiches and an array of sodas to choose from” (118). Excuse me, but a teenage boy at a beach is either going to be goofing around with the other boys, throwing marshmallows, or spending hours in the water.

3. Bella is brainwashed.

Bella tells us repeatedly that Edward the smug vampire is “too perfect,” (256) “flawless,” (261) and has an “angel’s face” (262). I nearly got brainwashed. But it’s like, he could kill her at any second, yet she continues to trust and lust. Of course he doesn’t kill her, so we’re supposed to be grateful and think highly of him. Such manly restraint!

But he is always talking down to her about her safety, like she’s a porcelain doll. He tells Bella he can’t leave her alone for a second. Even doing laundry, he speculates she might fall into the dryer. Really? There’s nothing wrong with being a klutz, but even joking like she can’t possibly function…well, that doesn’t do wonders for a girl’s confidence. It turns her into a dependent. And as my mom says, no one loves a helpless woman. Obviously, for the story, it’s the knight in shining armor thing, I get it, but I don’t have to like it.

4. Bella is a domestic diva.

She cooks for her bachelor dad every night. (Okay, I guess cooking is technically a hobby. But she doesn’t do it out of joy, really. It’s more out of a sense of obligation.) Bella does laundry, too. But I think we only see her do homework once. See, she’s too busy feeding a man to stop and feed her mind. There’s nothing wrong with cooking for a man, but doing it in tandem with constantly getting saved by a guy and worshipping said guy…it’s just too much. At least Belle in Disney’s Beauty and the Beast loves to read, right?

But! I am not saying I didn’t enjoy the book at times, and that I wouldn’t have swooned at 13. I just worry that some people will read it without a critical eye (I know, it is just a story). Some girls might expect their love life to look just like Bella’s. Now that’s what I call scary.”

I myself have never seen Twilight and don’t plan to because it just L.O.O.K.S S.O C.H.E.E.S.Y. I’d probably sit through the entire film laughing, and I doubt that’s how it’s meant to be interpreted.

I wouldn’t take the film seriously because it’s ridiculously fantastical, annoyingly tame (True Blood is more my style), and meant for pubescent girls, but these young fans have apparently gone insane over the film and the characters Edward & Bella.

I wouldn’t say it’s over-the-top to assume they’ve begun to act a bit like the characters, or at least assume such lovesick behavior is normal, because they’ve memorized everything the characters have done and said since they’ve seen the film about a thousand times. That’s indoctrination if I ever saw it!

Rob Pattinson with fans

Rob Pattinson with his fans

Even though Stephanie Meyer does mean for Twilight to be complete fantasy (it’s about vampires, c’mon), she should realize that these themes of unhealthy, extreme co-dependency are very much real, and some of her younger fans may have a hard time separating that from fiction.